Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Gasah Buta

"Beating blindly about", as my grandfather says.
Here's a rojak mess of things that got stuck under my soles on my last Asia tour:


Singapura, doorstep to Cathay, Malaya and the isles of Sunda, pinched sphincter of the Pacific and Indian oceans, air-conned launderette of sovereign wealths, trendy buffet of listed commodities. It was host to the APEC 2009 summit, where they donned local garb designed by Wykidd Song.

Good effort, but they look like hospital nurses (no offense to nurses).

Fortunately to sweeten the deal for me in Singawhore all aglare with new shopping centres, scary ugly Christmas deer sculptures on Orchard Road, I.R.s (that's Integrated Resorts for you fun-lovin' gamblers) and lifestyle & entertainment complexes, there was the release of the "+65 Indie Underground" 3-CD compilation

featuring local legends The Marilyns, A Vacant Affair, Amateur Takes Control, Muon, B-Quartet, The Great Spy Experiment, Astreal, Opposition Party, The Observatory, aspidistrafly, Force Vomit, Boredphucks, Sugarflies, Stoned Revivals, 陈伟联 Kelvin Tan, The Lilac Saints, Humpback Oak, Padres, Watchmen, The Oddfellows, Convent Garden, Nunsex, Daze, Corporate Toil, and Zircon Lounge 1984! Ach the memories.
Love the dark jean cover by fFurious, I keep sweeping dust off it. Thank you so much Little!


In Hong Kong, while I was perched atop Louis' sunkissed Ap Lei Chau Faux glamour-pussed social whirlwind of a showroom / office deck (view over Lamma from the office below),

pro-democracy lawmaker
長毛 "long hair" 梁国雄 Leung Kwok Hung threw a mock microwave oven at Hong Kong Chief Secretary Henry Tang inside the Legislative Council, against proposed electoral reforms for 2012 towards universal suffrage in... 2017.

The mock microwave oven meant the same political reforms they espoused in 2005 were being reheated. See Banyan's funny/sad article.

See my poteau MC Yan's slam jam for freedom of speech in Hong Kong:


Former Japanese Prime Minister 小泉 純一郎 Junichiro Koizumi is set to provide the voice for Ultraman King in the film "大怪獣バトル ウルトラ銀河伝説" ("Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend"), the latest installment of the Ultraman series.

"We considered many people who might be able to play this crucial role," said a producer at Tsuburaya Productions. "But we though that the only person who could really have the presence of Ultraman King, who brings the clan together, would be Mr Koizumi, who once led the country."


Was blown away by the fight scenes in "殺破狼" ("S.P.L."), starring 任达华 Simon Yam doing the usual Yam this time with impending brain tumour, a magnificently scary 洪金宝 Sammo Hung, master 甄子丹 Donnie Yen as a spiffy gay icon, and an amazing 吴京 Wu Jing. An unbearably stupid subplot involving Father's Day, but jaw-dropping gong fu, and top cinematography by Lam "Runaway Pistol" Yah Chuen. See Sammo Hung and Donnie Yen's final fight here, going through the span of gong fu techniques, kicks, punches, close, flying kicks, projections, floor etc.

Finally I'm having so much fun reading "Confessions of an Old Boy: The Dato' Hamid Adventures", by Kam Raslan.


As my grandfather says, "走來走去".

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

恐怖 ega

"Scared scared!"



I'm working on a script about Indonesian ghouls, and another on Indian vampires.


おんなの河童 Kappa no Onna (Underwater love) by 今岡信治 Shinji Imaoka, 2011



エクステ Exte (Hair extension) by 園 子温 Sono Shion




Abashiri Ikka あばしり一家
Enthralling daughter, 亜馬尻 菊の助 Kikunosuke, played by 頓宮 恭子 Tongū Kyōko.


Erotibot (Karei naru erogami-ke no ichizoku: Shinsô reijô wa denki shitsuji no yume o miru ka?), starring Maria Ozawa, a parody of Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"



Jenglot Pantai Selatan (Beach Creature) by Rizal Mantovani

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Gang filims

Well, 搖頭 gangsters to be exact.

From Singapore:

Royston Tan's amazing "15".
Singapore bo be zhao!


Kan ni na be Singapore bo be zhao!


The nightclub version:


From the Philippines:

Brillante Mendoza's powerful, brutal, hidden camera cut-up freestyle "Tirador"


"Tribu" by Jim Libiran.
Paris, Fribourg, Berlin, Pusan, Palanca Award Best Screenplay, Cinemalaya 2007's Best Film, Best Actors and Best Sound.

Starring real life Tondo gang members, Jamir Garcia of Slapshock, Dice & Hi C (Mobbstarrs), Loonie & Ron (Stick Figgas) and poet Teo Antonio.

From South Korea:

"친구" ("Friend") by 곽경택
Kwak Kyung-Taek.


From Japan:

"3-4 x 10月" ("
Boiling Point") by 北野武 Kitano Takeshi.
BEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA !!!!!!! (Italian dub):


"新宿黒社会 チャイナ マフィア戦争" ("Shinjuku Triad Society") by 三池 崇史 Miike Takashi.
Gay triads!

Merci Alexis

"殺し屋" ("Ichi the Killer") also by 三池 崇史 Miike Takashi.
Starring 浅野忠信 Tadanobu Asano in this cute scene if you're feeling in the mood:


and "犯罪者" ("Dead or Alive") also by 三池 崇史 Miike Takashi.
Starring
竹内力 Riki Takeuchi and 哀川翔 Aikawa Sho

Featuring a Guinness-world-record-breaking line of charlie.


"刺青一代" ("A Tattooed Life") by 鈴木 清順 Suzuki Seijun.
Starring 高橋英樹 Takahashi Hideki.



From Hong Kong:

"鎗火" ("The Mission") by 杜琪峰 Johnnie To.
Starring 黃秋生 Anthony Wong, 吳鎮宇 Francis Ng, 張耀揚 Roy Cheung, 林雪 Lam Suet, 呂頌賢 Jackie Lui, 高雄 Eddie Ko and 任達華 Simon Yam.


"江湖告急" ("Triad Zone") by 林超贤 Dante Lam.
Starring a song-and-dance 梁家辉 Tony Leung Ka-Fai, the great Sandra Ng 吴君如, 陈奕迅 Eason Chan, 張耀揚 Roy Cheung, Carl Ng, and a hilarious 黃秋生 Anthony Wong.

From Indonesia:

"9 Naga" by Rudy Soedjarwo

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Sexiest Asians (and mixed Asian heritage) 2009

In order of artistic valour:

陈冲 Joan Chen, an amazing actress


Nandita Das, an amazing actress


Rani Mukerjee, a beautiful actress


梁家辉 Tony Leung Kar Fai

and 任达华 Simon Yam
, the handsomest Chinese actors

Golshifteh Farahani



Riya Sen


Sarah Shahi


Rick Tan my brother


Marion Caunter, who's cool


But the sexiest is my wife Lily.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Vampyr

I passed on "Twilight", and I haven't watched HBO's "True blood" or the Swedish movie "Morse" yet, but I'm still reeling from recently rewatching Murnau's "Nosferatu", Franju's "Vampires", and Romero's terrifying "Martin".


Maybe it's the time I spend writing my Indonesian vampire script, listening to Thai gogo (cue in Don's "Soul Dracula").
The version by Hot Blood:

ソウルドラキュラSoul Dracula 1976 - HOT BLOOD

Or reading Sir Richard Burton's "King Vikram".
Or eating lots of raw meat.
Or waiting for Park Chan Wook's "박쥐" (Thirst): (sorry no subtitles, but this trailer is scarier than the following one, which looks borderline comic)


With English "fantitling":


But I have recently been receiving more tidbits from bloodthirsty friends:

Whether going batty with hand-sewn handbags from Hoiming in HK:

Love them upside down and inside out.




It's art-deco and 1940's DC comics, for batgirls and nightly predators.


Or opting for cute teenage flesh from my brethren at Lost my fangs in KL:


Or chilling in cemetaries with blood capsules and handmade silver necklaces from my girl Argentum in Singapore:


Makan makan.